December 24, 2009

Darlene McBride Xmas Special

It’s a tradition now, kids…

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December 5, 2009

What I Learned from Christian Archie Comics

1. Racial issues do not exist. Negroes and White People worked out all that stuff as soon as Jesus showed up, and it doesn’t matter that those two black kids at Riverdale High have absolutely no grasp on their heritage, their oppression, or their naturals, for that matter;

2. The downfall of civilization as we know it is due to Mike and Carol Brady sharing a double bed in 1972;

3. You’ll never need Extenze® as long as your boyfriend is Jesus!

First read “A History of Christian Archie Comics.”

Then see Spire Christian Comics.

For extra added fun, print out all Spire Christian Comics, Wite-Out® the dialogue balloons, and make up your own stories!

(Trust me — the clicks are worth it.)

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November 26, 2009

Darlene McBride Thanksgiving Special

It’s a yearly tradition now…

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November 17, 2009

Stupid Callous Homophobic Hateful Legislation

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July 31, 2009

God-O’-Wrath Strikes Homo-Lovin’ Scottish Island With Tornado

Well, that’s what zany Calvinist-Presbyterian preacher-man James Tallach says, anyway:

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July 29, 2009

Good As You’s Message for Petey LaBarbera We’re Going to Steal and Record on Our Answering Machine

“This from America in general: Because a great nation screens”:

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July 28, 2009

William Shatner Does Sarah Palin

“Palin’s final speech was a thing of poetic beauty… And who does poetry better than Shatner?”

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July 20, 2009

What Do You See?

You thought you saw that? OMG, you perv! You should be ashamed of yourself!

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July 4, 2009

What, Did She Give Her Speech in a Barnyard?

I finally got around to watching Sarah Palin’s entire resignation speech — described universally as “disjointed” and “rambling,” and rightly so — but what had my lovely wife and me in stitches was the background noise. First, there was the kid (”Why doesn’t somebody shut that squalling brat up?” I asked, adding: “And then maybe they could get the baby to quiet down, too”).

But it’s the sound of animals, both seen and unseen, punctuating the speech that nearly had me losing control of certain bodily functions.

Palin made the unfortunate choice of speaking on the shore of Lake Lucille, where the waterfowl flapping behind Caribou Barbie’s pointy head were enough to elicit a chuckle from this corner, but when what sounded like chickens, ducks, goats, sheep, and even cattle began chiming in, I lost it completely. (No, I didn’t lose control of any bodily functions, other than the Spray-Your-Screen Laughter Mechanism.)

So, if you haven’t watched Governor Train Wreck’s self-destruction, do, if only for the riotously hilarious (and strangely appropriate) Animal Farm soundtrack (mainly throughout Part 1, and at the beginning of Part 2):

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Proof That Gay Marriage Leads to Incest!

We’re gay-married. They’re our adopted children — brother and sister.

OMG, what have we done?!

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July 1, 2009

R.I.P. Mollie Sugden (1922-2009)

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June 30, 2009

Brokeback to the Future

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June 20, 2009

Obama Apologist Bingo

Obama Apologist Bingo. Copyright © LavenderLiberal.com.
OK to reproduce only with copyright notice intact.

NOT OK to reproduce commerically
(so don’t even think about putting it on a T-shirt).

DO NOT HOTLINK
or I will replace the image with something
very, very embarrassing… to you.

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June 9, 2009

And Now for Something Completely Supernatural

Somebody on my long, long list of Religious Whackadoodles to Add to Conservative Babylon is televangelist Robert Tilton, who— well, here’s a brief introduction to Tilton, with a link to the Wikipedia article that does a nice job of running down the whole ugly story.

In the meantime, I just had to share this with you: Tilton’s new book, How to Pay Your Bills Supernaturally.

Yes, the book is real. (And if you’re really, really stupid, you can buy it directly from Tilton himself.)

Oh, yes, I’d love your suggestions for titles of future editions in what must be an ongoing series. The first that come to my mind:

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June 5, 2009

Heterosexual Men We Love: Stupid Evil Bastard

Just trust me and hit it — and enjoy:

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June 4, 2009

Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, Explains Traditional Marriage

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May 27, 2009

Entertainment While You’re Waiting for the Base8 Launch

Waiting for the what?

Yes, we’ve posted it before, and we will post it again, because, sometimes, all you can do is laugh at the bastards. And this never gets old.

Enjoy, again:

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May 23, 2009

Congratulation, Graduates!

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May 14, 2009

Princeton Students Protest NOM’s “Gathering Storm”

From the Daily Princetonian, which includes a lively, fun video of imitation NOMbies* wearing Robert George masks and dancing about with umbrellas to protect themselves from the [imagine ominous thuderclap here] “Gathering Storm“:

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May 13, 2009

Lisa Nova Channels the Real Carrie Prejean

“I am proud to be an American. I am proud of the freedoms we enjoy because of our troops, which one was my grandfather, who… taught me never to back down, never let anyone take away those freedoms, which is why I will not back down in my fight to take away freedoms from gay people.”

Absolutely hilarious (although an alarming percentage of YouTube commenters are terminal victims of Poe’s Law) — and stunning eye-candy Lisa Nova is very easy on the eyes:

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May 12, 2009

Video: Proposition 19 (We’re Ready to Canvas for It Right Now!)

Suffers for bad sound quality in the “newsroom” segments, but well worth it for the woman-on-the-street interviews. Good, pointed writing, great actors (or are they actors???), funny stuff!

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April 13, 2009

And Another Reason We Love Mike Tidmus…

I don’t want to steal Mike’s image, so you’ll just have to go see for yourself.

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April 11, 2009

Video: Night of the Gathering GayStorm… Uh, Waitasec…

Backstory

Watch it, now, before Maggie “Baby-Bubby-Hubby” Gallagher’s goons get this one yanked, too:

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March 16, 2009

Bookmarkable: Fundamentally Flawed

Tag line says all: “Straight-up stupidity from supporters of California’s Proposition 8.” As Mel Brooks has said more than once (and I paraphrase): Sometimes the best weapon against a seemingly indomitable enemy is humor — it cuts them down to size. That’s why he mocks Hitler.

Go and read — I guarantee you will get some genuine LOLs (and repeated confirmation that Proposition 8 supporters aren’t just idiots, but terminally illiterate idiots):

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January 3, 2009

Great Moments in the Bush pResidency: An Easter Suprise

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