July 3, 2009

Did You Hear About the Christofascist Halfwit Who… Oh, Never Mind: Sarah Palin Resigns!

Palin to Resign as Governor of Alaska

Why? There are plenty of theories, all of them quite plausible (Time offers ten). My first thought was that, after getting busted on her AIP lie (to the McCain campaign, no less), she wants to avoid further destruction of her career, so she can gear up for her run at the 2012 GOP ticket.

Which makes no sense whatsoever in Logical World, but we are not in Logical World here; we are lost without a GPS in Palin Land.

Whatever the reason, which we’ll no doubt discern soon enough, the bi— er, the booby-headed laughingstock is relinquishing control come July 26.

And who knows? With Ted Stevens gone too, Alaska might become someplace I’d be interested in visiting someday. Well, once they stop the wolf killing, and figure out how to neuter the Murkowski dynasty.

Posted by: Sapphocrat

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Filed Under: Election 2008, Election 2012, Radical Religious Right, Sarah Palin











 

 
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