May 12, 2009
So Is Donald Trump Planning on Making Carrie Prejean His Next Trophy Wife, or What?
anti-gay talking points, it too
could be Miss California.
As new (and more revealing) nude photos of “Biblically correct” Miss California Carrie Prejean hit the Web this morning (link after the jump), Donald Trump let Prejean keep her Miss California crown. In short, Trump called her “modeling” pictures “beautiful” and “lovely” (twice, mind you), and, anyway — get this — “we’re in the 21st century.”
Never mind that Prejean’s style is more 20th-century (say, Bob Guccione, circa 1976), or that Prejean’s mindset (what little we can find of it) is definitely 19th-century — say, 1890-something, when naughty postcards of scantily-clad females were all the rage among the outwardly puritan church-going, who salivated over such things by night, and by the light of day feigned shock and moral outrage at the sight of an accidentally bared ankle.
In any case, Donald Trump apparently thinks Carrie Prejean is an appropriate representative of the state of California. No wonder the rest of the country thinks we’re all a bunch of mindless dolts out here.
You can watch Trump make his lame speech at TMZ.
(Donald, Donald… We wonder what you’d say if anyone else had violated a contractual agreement with you — say, a man, or a woman who by the “standards” of the Plasticine Porcine Princess you would call “ugly.” Hmm… No, actually, we don’t wonder at all.)
In the meantime, TMZ has dug up more nudie photos of the holier-than-none Prejean — and this time, the only thing between you and Miss Prejean’s famous gazongas are strategically-placed stars. Here’s what a good little anti-gay Christian girl looks like in all most of her Jesus-inspired glory:
Notes TMZ: “Carrie Prejean must have a really, really bad memory — because TMZ uncovered a brand new set of topless photos ‘biblically correct’ Miss California took before she applied for the crown.”
Someone who has a very, very good memory, on the other hand, is Satan, who penned a pointed letter to Miss Prejean today. Mind you, we don’t really believe Mr. Satan is responsible for swine flu or unrest in the Middle East; he probably thinks he needs to keep up this mask of uber-evilosity by taking the blame for things we nasty little humans have inflicted upon one another, with no help (or hindrance) from Ol’ Scratch. When one feels one has to live up to — or down to — the kind of reputation he has, well, we really can’t fault Mr. Satan for playing into whatever humans want to believe about him.
But some human failings are just too intolerable for even Mr. Satan to take the hit:
Miss Prejean:I am writing this letter to you in response to your comments made to one of my good friends, Dr. James Dobson.
I understand you think I tempted you during your beauty pageant. Sorry to disappoint you, but I’ve been a little busy lately. I’ve had my lead apprentice Dick Cheney doing his best to start a war in the Middle East, and I’ve been working on this swine flu thing since before [you] would have even heard of SARS. Actually — I forget who I’m writing to — you wouldn’t have heard of it. …
. . .
Effective immediately - please cease and desist attributing your petty, ignorant hatred of gay people to me. The next correspondence will be from my attorney, Johnny Cochran. …
More at the link.
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Filed Under: California, Celebrities, Christianity, Civil Rights, Focus on the Family/James Dobson, Homophobia, Marriage, National Organization for Marriage/Maggie Gallagher, Radical Religious Right
