March 29, 2009

Did You Hear the One About the Liberal-Hating Mormon Threatening to Smack Around Obama and Clinton, and to “Pop” Michael Moore’s Head?

I tell you, the things you find when you’re researching Prop 8 donors…

(By the way, Secret Service, if you’ve got a second, would you go look at this guy’s MySpace page and see what you think? He might just be a mean, stupid, arrogant, misanthropic butthole — or he might just be genuinely sociopathic, and dangerous. I sure wouldn’t want him to corner me in a dark alley.)

So, I’m researching this company in Lodi, California, which donated $500.00 to the Prop H8 campaign, and I stumble across this MySpace page belonging to a guy who says he’s the “Director of Programming” at this place — Beyond Words Speech Therapy, Inc. Here’s what he has to say (and I took screen caps of the whole thing, top to bottom, as such craziness usually tends to “disappear” once word gets out):

Jared

About me:
Do you really care??? If you are a friend, you know me. If you are not a friend, you most likely never will be. Do not spin your wheels, go make friends with some of my other friends, as they actually like people and society. That way neither one of us has to talk to each other. Which, in my case, is a huge plus (heck, I do not really even like talking to my existing friends.) I hate checking my myspace page with all the stupid security…come to think of it, why am I even writing this…why do I have page? Oh yeah, so I can take pleasure in rejecting friend requests from you all…such satisfaction.

Who I’d like to meet:
Probably not you. If we are not friends already…I would not count on much. I would have loved to meet Reagan. Would love to meet Hillary and Obama at the same time, stand them next to each other, and smack them both with a single backhand. Probably would love to pop that beach ball Michael Moore calls a head, then steal that sweaty baseball cap he always wears. Other than that, the Red Sox…Carlton Fisk, probably…Ted Williams, definitely (heard he’s cryogenic now…so maybe). Thomas S. Monson…if you do not know who that is, e-mail your address and I will send the Missionaries over to meet with you. Every member of the United States Armed Services, so I could thank them for laying down their lives for the freedoms and lives of you idiot liberals who bash them…

Talk about your good Christian love— or, actually, talk about your good Mormon love (since Mormons aren’t Christians)…

Posted by: Sapphocrat

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