March 21, 2009

Damn, They Figured Out Our Real Agenda: To End the World!

And you’d think the Rapture Reptiles would be grateful we were working to bring on their Armageddon, so they can fly up to Heaven on a cloud with Jesus.

Minnesota gay marriage ban ‘will prevent world from ending’

The Minnesota Family Council has introduced an amendment to ban gay marriage, which it claims will stop the world from ending.

The group made the announcement at a press conference, accompanied by religious leaders from all major faiths who said that gay marriage would trigger the end of the world.

“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in ten years,” said Ikram ul-Huq, the imam and religious director of the Muslim Community Center of Bloomington.

Andre Dukes, pastor of Shiloh Temple church in Minneapolis, said: “This is not a political issue, or an issue of choice or rights. It is an issue of life.” …

Seriously, what’s their “logic” here? That if we marry, God will end the world? Isn’t that what these people want?

Or are they saying that if we don’t marry MOTOS, we won’t pop out babies (and, presumably, there won’t be enough heterosexuals left to keep popping out babies, because, I guess, all you hetero folks will suddenly turn gay and stop multiplying, or just go sterile)? Do they want us to breed? Isn’t the numero-uno argument against marriage equality that a child needs two parents with heterogeneous plumbing? (Never mind those of us who aren’t having kids in the first place; we don’t fit anywhere into their lunatic arguments.)

Is Ikram saying he hates homos, but he’d want one to marry his sister, just to keep overpopulating the earth?

Are these people insane? Stupid? Attention whores? Rhetorical questions, all.

Posted by: Sapphocrat

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