January 18, 2009

Hear Tell Some Homer-Seck-Shul Preacher-Man Said Some Purty Words Today

And hear tell it’s a doggone shame nobody heard them purty words, ’cause he said ‘em before the cam’ruhs ‘n’ the mikes was turned on — but it’s all okey-dokey, ’cause lettin’ a Homo Preacher Man give a talk on how’s we all oughta not hate the homer-seck-shuls two days before this Inauguralization Thingy, when everybody (like us’ns) was watchin’ the preemie-ear of “Big Love” (and a whole new episode of “Des’prit Housefraus” after that), makes up for givin’ the stage to the homo-hatin’, wimmin-hatin’, Jew-hatin’ Ritchie Warren feller on Inauguralization Day, ’cause, ya knows, we been told over ‘n’ over ‘n’ over agin, how much more important-like the Benny-diction is than that there silly Invocationalism Thingy is (or is it t’other way around?).

Well, don’t ask me — I dunno know nothin’, ’cause I shore didn’t see it, not nowhere, not nohow, and anyways, I’m s’posed to be all happy and cryin’ tears of joyness, ’cause it’s all hunky dory, ’cause that Barack feller is a genius, and this is all part of The Great Plan That’s Gonna Sure-Prize Everybuddy, and I’m jes’ too unedumacated, an’ — well, hay-ell’s bells, Nell! — jes’ too goldarned dumb to git th’ Big Pitcher.

Like that Miss Brit’ny said back in Naught-Two about that Mister Bush Feller: “I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes.”

Posted by: Sapphocrat

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