December 2, 2008
Buzzkill: Rapture Nuts Planning to Come Back
They keep promising that they’ll all get Raptured up to Heaven on a cloud with Jesus, leaving us horrible heathens on earth to be ruled by Satan for a thousand years, and now they tell us they’re going to be back after just seven years — and they’re wondering if they can get jobs as sportscasters:
Rapture Ready > End Times Events > Prophecy & The End Times
Oh, please, just get Raptured already, and don’t come back!
Posted by: Sapphocrat
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Filed Under: Mental Health, Radical Religious Right, Random Stupidity
