July 29, 2008
Indictment: Alaska Homophobe Ted “Series of Tubes” Stevens on His Very Own “Bridge to Nowhere”
We would have experienced more Schadenfreude if Ted Stevens (RRR-Alaska) had been indicted on charges of sheer stupidity (LISTEN), but we’re still pretty satisfied that his indictment on seven counts of corruption will probably end his long career as professional homophobe, enemy of the environment, and all-around laughingstock. (After all, Al Capone got away with murder, but spent the last eight years of his life in prison anyway, so it all evens out.)
Now, Alaskans, use this opportunity to elect somebody with at least half a brain next time, will you?
Posted by: Sapphocrat
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Filed Under: Corruption, Random Stupidity, Republicans
