June 26, 2008
Anti-Gay Crusaders: It’s Their “Little Guns” That Make Them So Testy.
Notes the always-terse Capitol Hill Alert:
The November 4 election is still months away, but proponents of the initiative to constitutionally ban gay marriages aren’t waiting to trot out the Big Guns in their fundraising efforts.In an e-mailed pitch from the California edition of the National Organization for Marriage entitled “Who Cares More? Gay marriage advocates vs. people of God,” executive director Brian S. Brown suggests that the only way opponents to the ban can defeat it is by working harder than proponents.
“Can we go and face God and tell him, ‘I had more important things to do than defend your sacred institution of marriage?’” Brown asks, just before asking recipients to not only write the group a check, but also get five friends to do the same. …
Hey, Brownie, heckuva job: When you’re dead, your first worry is going to be whether or not you did enough to prevent my marital happiness, over and above trying to save your withered, blackened, hate-filled excuse for a soul from the fiery pit?
Whatever, Brownie — but if you don’t want to send God into gales of laughter just before He sends you into Satan’s maw, you might want to reconsider asking Him about His “sacred institution of marriage.” What, are you saying God is married? Who’s He married to? Even us Catholics never thought He was actually married to, like, The Blessed Virgin! Are you saying God has sex, too? Man, I’m a freakin’ agnostic, and I find that blasphemous!
Word to the wise, Brownie: There are “more important things to do” than farking around in other people’s lives — like, why don’t you make your life’s goal the eradication of poverty, or sickness? Oops, silly me, you can’t do that — that would be Christ-like. And you’re about as Christ-like as Anton LaVey.
Oh, and, Brownie? Re “the only way opponents to the ban can defeat it is by working harder than proponents” — here’s a little painful truth for you, Little Guns: We are working harder than you. Trust me — we are.
Filed under: California, Election 2008, Homophobia, Marriage, Proposition 8, Radical Religious Right, Random Stupidity
