March 5, 2008

Ode to a Hillary Clinton Trifecta.

Hillary Clinton won state primaries in Ohio, Rhode Island and Texas tonight. One of Obama’s supporters, who has never been known for tact or graciousness, took it as expected. In response PurityOfEssence crafted this amazing little ditty, which she has allowed us to share here. (To the tune of “Home on the Range”)

Oh give her her due with her victimized spew,
when that karma comes back into play…
Where never is heard an encouraging word,
and the skies are all cloudy and grey.

Home, home in a rage,
with a keyboard to slash at the prey
Oh, she’s got all that juice for bombastic abuse
and inferiors plague her all day…

Home, home in a rage,
snorting page after page after page
How can we not see her pristine gloating spree
and not ralph at the saccharine glee?

That’s going to have me laughing for a good, long while.

Another friend of ours, maddiejoan, has this brand new video that I just stumbled across: