July 20, 2007
Bush to Have Colonoscopy at Camp David
 “Ow.” |
What will they find? His brain? His TANG discharge papers? His original Connecticut driver’s license and arrest report? A gram of coke? Rove’s hand and the string KKKarl uses to work his mouth…?
WaPo reports:
President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.
Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.
He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.
“As reported at the time and in subsequent physical exams, absent any symptoms, the president’s doctor recommended repeat surveillance in approximately five years,” Snow said. “The president has had no symptoms.”
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